i flip over this stupid bint's credit card to look at the sig (as i always do) and what do i see as her signature? the signature that the clerk is to use to compare to what she writes as a security measure?
thats it, just two printed letters as her entire signature. what the hell?
so of course i figure, with only two letters as a signature, comparing it with the slip should be easy.
she signs in an illegible scrawl. two lousy fucking letters and you can't even write that neatly. how lazy can you possibly be?
"i'm sorry ma'am but i need to see your ID because YOUR TWO FUCKING LETTER SIGNATURE DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO MATCHING, YOU STUPID FUCKING COW!"
other then that, my day's gone peachy